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I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the fact that Jamison Forst cranks out photoshop masterpieces like this on a daily basis OR the fact that I look so damn good in red tights and blonde curly locks. Whatever the case, one fact is clear: I gotta get Jamo a new headshot of me. I look like a clown molester on holiday. Still, he who lives by the web is sometimes embarrassed by it, so as long as my fellow photog sees fit to include me in his delusional doodling, I’m gonna share them with you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go look for my dignity. I last saw it in that phone booth I changed clothes in…