Editors Note:

EDITOR'S NOTE: Fresh off a three year managerial stint, your friendly neighborhood lenslinger is back on the street and under heavy deadline. As the numbing effects of his self-imposed containment wear off, vexing reflections and pithy epistles are sure to follow...

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

In Theaters Everywhere

Dukes of High Point
When we initially interviewed Jamison Forst, he said nothing of a Photoshop addiction. But soon after the big fella began slinging our lenses, flyers started popping up across the El Ocho compound. At first they were great - expertly altered posters of movies and such - each featuring strangely familiar faces. As ar-teests ourselves, we encouraged our new photog's predilection for defacement, for what was lost in intellectual property was more than made up for in photog lounge morale (if we had a photog's lounge). Now however, the dude's gone too far. He's gone and slapped a few of our silly mugs on a Dukes of Hazzard movie poster (click to embiggen). As something of a Yankee, he probably didn't know - but this here's still the South and you simply don't go around blaspheming The Dukes of Hazzard (no matter how good I look in cowboy boots). So, after much discussion we've decided to dock his pay. It may sound harsh, but it could have been a lot worse. Weaver wanted to go Gillooly on him.

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