Funny how a single TV camera can turn a bustling post office into a barren wasteland...Odd how those protestors stop chanting the moment I drive away...
Eerie how a bag full of dead camera batteries can cause an entire freight train to derail...
Scary how much that Black Friday piece resembled the last sixteen I did...
Strange how that kid yelled "Hi Mom!" just before he flipped me off...
Spooky how those people with the golden shovels think this is real life...
Typical how a reporter who phones in every other assignments spends three months crafting his Emmy entries...
Baffling how they set the podium in front of that plate glass window...
Ironic that a woman with so much gravy on her teeth insist on being interviewed...
Weird how unsatisfying writing lists can be...
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