The Recordist (Rated R)

Mangler ain't been the same since he started freelancing.

"I know what you're thinking. 'Is he monitoring six frequencies or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Sennheiser ME 66, the most awesomest shotgun microphone in the world, and can pierce your skull from a thousand yards off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? ... On second thought, forget I asked. I've been reading your thoughts with this thing all day, anyway. Oh, did I mention my  forearms are killing me? 'Cause they are. A soundman's got to know his limitations. So, if you even consider asking for another take, or - sohelpmeGod - another set-up, , I'll turn your head into a canoe... I'll be sorting M&M's over at Craft Services if anybody needs me."