Sunday, March 30, 2008

Ghosts of Mullets Past

Five Things I NOW Realize...

Christmas 90?
5. My older brother had a lovely home in Winterville y-e-a-r-s before I did.

4. Nothing looks more retro than an outdated television with rabbit ears.

3. In 1990 it was perfectly acceptable to give a heterosexual man a pink and black flannel shirt.

2. No matter big the box, Christmas presents are rarely remembered.

1. Having a cute wife is no excuse for acid-washed jeans and hockey hair.

2 comments:

Richard Pittman said...

Hey Joe Dirt, was that my house?

Anonymous said...

love it!

-smitty