Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Snidely Whip-Pan?

Tonight on an all new episode of Charlie's Angels, the girls take a rare day off from high heeled crime fighting to try out a few new string bikinis by the pool. All goes swimmingly at first - until a shifty-eyed cameraman from a local TV station crashes the party with his shiny mini-cam and scary moustache. Will Kelly drop-kick the photog and look fabulous doing it? Will Sabrina use her gravely voice to seduce the lens-toting drifter into a pair of designer handcuffs? Will a topless Jill pop out of the hot tub and say something lucid? Tune in to find out!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

As long as she pops out topless, I could give two shits whether she's lucid or not.

Anonymous said...

I hope Kelly kicks that guys ass. You should see the way he looks at some of our reporters.

Anonymous said...

Is that John Robinson?