From b-roll.net, the on-line watering hole of lensers everywhere...
You Know You're a Photog When:
You know a shortcut around the eternal red light, avoiding the drawbridge, through the projects and behind the courthouse. -- Blues Daddy
You see the days light progress through the kelvin scale. -- Aussie
You're on vacation in Disney World, watching the local news in you're in your hotel room, and you start yelling at the photographer for his poor shot composition. -- TheBluesisStill#1
After watering the lawn, you figure-eight the garden hose. -- Newshutr
Your kids think it's normal for you to come home for lunch one day and after bedtime the next. -- Blues Daddy
You've never seen a hockey game with both eyes. -- Tyna
and my favorite...
You can talk on the phone, listen to the scanner, search for the smoke plume on the horizon and eat a seven-layer burrito while steering with your knee going 75 on the freeway. -- Blues Daddy
1 comment:
The one about how the kids think it is normal to come home at any hour hits way to close to home.
How about, When your wife keeps asking you "when are you going to get a real job with holidays off?"
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