Five Things I NOW Realize...
5. My older brother had a lovely home in Winterville y-e-a-r-s before I did.
4. Nothing looks more retro than an outdated television with rabbit ears.
3. In 1990 it was perfectly acceptable to give a heterosexual man a pink and black flannel shirt.
2. No matter big the box, Christmas presents are rarely remembered.
1. Having a cute wife is no excuse for acid-washed jeans and hockey hair.