Editors Note:

EDITOR'S NOTE: Fresh off a three year managerial stint, your friendly neighborhood lenslinger is back on the street and under heavy deadline. As the numbing effects of his self-imposed containment wear off, vexing reflections and pithy epistles are sure to follow...

Friday, February 22, 2008

Photoshop Romance

Of all of Eric White's many accomplishments around the Piedmont, his most foolish was an ill-advised dalliance with Britney Spears. Yesterday that affair came to a tragic halt when, driven to madness by the paparazzi, the unhinged pop starlet showed up at a roadside live shot and went all umbrella on Whitey's ass. Luckily, Chris Weaver managed to snap this photo before taking cover in a nearby ditch, where he vacillated between covering himself with twigs and asking for an autograph. All of us at El Ocho wish Whitey a speedy recovery and hope his news bosses will understand if he's a little leery of Nashville's more aggressive ingenues. Meanwhile, we're issuing a restraining order and beginning to doubt Eric's claims of his new life as Britney's back-up dancer. Ain't love grand?

1 comment:

www.sillones.nom.es said...

The guy is totally just, and there is no skepticism.