Thursday, November 29, 2012
Just Add Water
It may only look like a hole in the road to YOU, but to us local TV goobs, it's a galloping chasm that could screw up your commute, flush your 401-K and quite possibly kill your goldfish. Okay, so the goldfish part I just made up, but when you spend a chilly afternoon staring into the abyss of a brand new water-main break, the mind starts to wander...
Did I REALLY just run a grandmother off the road to babysit a mud puddle?
The house-cats seem to think this thing may swallow us all. What are THEY swallowing? Psilocybin?
Is it TOO LATE to go to night school?
Wonder how many orange cones I can gather up before the road crew throws ME in the hole?
How much do those guys in the hard-hats MAKE, anyway?
If they pull the lost ark of the covenant/ a glowing 'possum out of that hole, am I gonna have to WORK LATE?
How are we gonna tie THIS into the Fiscal Cliff?
Isn't this EXACTLY how that Y2K expert I use to put on TV so much said the end would begin?
When they DO let traffic back on this road, think they'd mind if I lie down in the fast lane for a bit?
How did a guy who reads as much as I DO end up standing behind a camera for a living?
Wait - don't answer that last one. I don't wanna know...