Friday, March 30, 2012
Barbarians at the Gate
So I focused. It helped that the command appearance was so well organized. Mrs. Obama would show her face later, when a group of school kids from around the country would need the First Lady's help in the White House garden. For now, our tour guide introduced us to the official beekeeper of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue as well as the White House Chef. Apparently the Presidential plumber was indisposed, (no doubt busy removing old fishnet stocking from a drain pipe once favored by J. Edgar Hoover). No matter. Both the beekeeper and the bald guy were camera ready and gregarious to boot. Cindy too hit all her marks, as only someone who's spent a lifetime in front of a TV camera can. Within minutes, we had all the interviews we needed and as I walked my tripod around in search of close-ups, I thought I caught sight of Cindy doing cartwheels on the White House lawn. It was a spectacular Spring day.
By two o clock it was still spectacular, though a blight had arrived in the form of the Fourth Estate. What had been a casual walking tour devolved into a stagnant photo op and as handlers shooed cute children into place, a phalanx of photographers formed on the prearranged spot. Suddenly all creativity vanished as dozens of different lenses captured the same image over and over again. Once that was done, small talk broke out as we waited for the First Lady to appear. When Michelle Obama finally did emerge in the distance, she ambled toward us like a monied housewife coming outside to entertain the neighbor kids. The sound of camera shutters erupted as Mrs. Obama drew near and I found myself fighting the urge to curtsy. As media swarms go, it was substantial, though the lifers that make up the Washington press community got nothin' on the Hollywood paparazzi. Why, no one even screamed or genuflected like they do when Ryan Seacrest pops out of his box. Perhaps it's the presence of all those snipers. Certainly kept me in line.
Speaking of lines, Michelle Obama worked the crowd of school children like a pro. When I turned to tell Cindy Farmer this though, my lovely anchor was nowhere to be seen. Then I caught a glimpse of her being escorted into the White House and I knew that the mission was at hand. A few minutes later some White House wonk snapped this photo of the one-on-one interview we'd been promised. I managed to worm my way near the blessed event and though I watched the whole thing I was out of earshot. Guess I'll hear what they said when I sit down to edit it, though I'm hoping they at least took a little time to chat about something more interesting than gardening and parenting skills, like, say, Area 51 or Nicholas Cage shouldn't be allowed to shoot any more of those National Treasure movies. Whatever they discussed, I was for once grateful to my bosses for sending me here, I just hope the exit process involves fewer cavity searches than what it took to get in this joint...