Top Ten Signs You're Using Too Many Lights on Your Live Shot...
10.) Rival street gangs show up and declare a dance-off.
9.) Talent begins experiencing college dorm era mushroom-induced flashback. (After all, college was THREE years ago!)
8.) Grotesque shadow puppets terrorize the city.
7.) Every time you plug in that last extension cord, the stoplights flicker.
6.) Greenpeace protestors appear and begin shouting down your thoughtless destruction of our planet.
5.) Your live truck begins to rev and flex like that Delorean in Back to the Future.
4.) A reporter you haven't talked to in six years calls your cell phone to complain of burning retinas.
3.) NASA begins tracking your position as possible rogue sunspot.
2.) Helicopter gunships begin strafing your perimeter.
And the Number 1 Sign You're Using Too Many Lights on Your Live Shot...
1.) It almost looks like actual news.