Editors Note:


EDITOR'S NOTE: Fresh off a three year managerial stint, your friendly neighborhood lenslinger is back on the street and under heavy deadline. As the numbing effects of his self-imposed containment wear off, vexing reflections and pithy epistles are sure to follow...

Thursday, April 03, 2008

They Killed Kenny!

Kenny Tased
Okay, so they only tased him. Still, you gotta give it up for El Ocho photojournalist Kenny Cravens, who willingly submitted to a Forsyth County zapping today - all in the name of local television. Not only did he take it like a man, but the photog known as Bluedog did so without the first curse - or any of the melodrama I've seen from other volunteer shock-ees. The resulting footage is the kind of G-Rated Torture Porn you won't find at your local Cineplex. Funny thing is, Kenny wasn't even on my list of 'Co-Workers I'd Like To See Probed With an Electro-Shock Weapon'. Yeah, I got a list. Like YOU don't. Pfft...

2 comments:

Kenny . said...

Also being named Kenny, I can feel his pain as folks always saying "They Killed Kenny" to us.

However in this case it was a good use of the south Park catch phrase. Good Job Mr Slinger!

dara said...

i'd like to see that list ;)