Brutes on a Shoot

Camera-Monkey. Tape-Ape. Lens-Simian. We've ALL heard the uncivilized terms reserved for TV news shooters. Now, NBC News hotshot Dwaine Scott has captured an image that forever crystallizes the derision. I don't know whether to congratulate him or file some kind of charges. Either way it's a safe bet this picture will grace the cages of television newsrooms the world over. To make matters worse, Scott tells me he was thinking of a certain blowhard photog when he snapped this shot. I don't know quite how to take that, but as soon as I finish peeling these bananas with my feet, I'm gonna fling some poo at him...