Editors Note:


EDITOR'S NOTE: Fresh off a three year managerial stint, your friendly neighborhood lenslinger is back on the street and under heavy deadline. As the numbing effects of his self-imposed containment wear off, vexing reflections and pithy epistles are sure to follow...

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Pondered While I Wandered...

Epic Schlep
Many quandaries crossed my mind as I schlepped around the North Carolina State Fair on Wednesday. None had easy answers...

10.) Who deep fries a golden sponge cake, anyway?

9.) Did I just traipse through WRAL's noon live shot?

8.) Are those Goth Kids still following me?

7.) Is basic dental care that hard to come by in 2009?

6.) Was that Criss Angel holding a giant Sponge Bob Doll? Or the other way around?

5.) Seriously. How much could a golf cart cost?

4.) Would the Missus still let me hang one of those Lynyrd Skynyrd mirrors in the playroom?

3.) Am I supposed to feel my spleen?

2.) Did I really just get heckled by a middle aged gypsy in skinny jeans?

1.) Could it have been SO HARD to pay attention in high school?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What has 40,000 feet and 80,000 teeth? the crowd at any state fair.

Sorry. I know it's an oldie, but it's still a goody.