Thursday, May 28, 2009
Resistance is Futile
You know, I'd wondered what happened to my old pal Steve Kiggins - ever since he fled the Piedmont for the faster traffic jams of Atlanta back in 2006. Now, photographic evidence has surfaced that leads me to a few conclusions. Clearly he's been assimilated. That, or sucked into some doomsday cult where they hang multiple microphones off their fancycams and walk around all dead-eyed. Or maybe that's how you have to dress in a city where every other street is named Peachtree. Either way, it's a damn shame, for this masked mutant was once the jolliest of photogs. Now it seems he's a cyborg or a survivalist or, judging from that backwards hat, a charter member of Hootie and the Blowfish. It's probably just as well; dude used to me run me ragged trying to keep up with him at news scenes.