Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Overheard on the Hunt...

Carolina Raptor Center Shoot
"Sooo, if you'll just push that button there on the top, that'd be cool ... preferably before Dumbledore here decides to rip my lips off. Yeah, I know he's attached to his keeper, but if she's pushin' 90 pounds I'm Quentin Tarantino. I've seen heftier security guards at Easter Egg hunts - and those Sunday School ladies don't play. One of 'em once marched me off the playground for teaching her nine year old a word she didn't like... Hmm? Naah, I don't remember which word exactly, but if you'll just snap that picture, I'll make up some new ones. What's that? 'What's it for?' Well, I got this website, see ... more of a blog really. I post pictures and stories from my many adventures. Two days ago I was at a seafood restaurant re-opening. No real photos-ops there, but I did dig on some righteous popcorn shrimp. Last week it was the zoo. By the way, you guys ever think about making one of those paper-mache first graders and filling it with wild bird food? Crowds love that stuff. I once saw a busload full of Shriners give one keeper a Standing O 'cause she sic'd a sea lion on a cardboard cut-out of Miley Cyrus. No joke - I'll send you a dub! Say again? ... No, I don't have Leah Beno's phone number... Tell ya what though, I'll see if I can send you an 8 by 10 glossy if you'll j-u-s-t push that but-ton..."

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