Editors Note:

EDITOR'S NOTE: Fresh off a three year managerial stint, your friendly neighborhood lenslinger is back on the street and under heavy deadline. As the numbing effects of his self-imposed containment wear off, vexing reflections and pithy epistles are sure to follow...

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Impenetrable Glenn

Goofy shoots!
Like Duff always says, photogery is a dangerous business. Take poor Glenn here, the CBC shooter recently found frozen solid at the Whistler World Cup Skiing Championship. Investigators believe he simply remained on camera l-o-n-g after the director stopped taking his shot. Last heard grumbling about ‘pampered button-pushers‘, the veteran photog withdrew into his viewfinder and apparently ossified in mid-shiver. What’s left of him will be placed on display at the Women’s Downhill Course until the 2010 Winter Olympic Games - at which point he’ll be shot out a maple-leaf draped cannon onto a shimmering trampoline carried by four Canadian Mounties on spangled horseback…you know those opening ceremonies.

1 comment:

turdpolisher said...

day-um! you should have this post bronzed. the finest vocabulizing i've seen in a long time.