Editors Note:


EDITOR'S NOTE: Fresh off a three year managerial stint, your friendly neighborhood lenslinger is back on the street and under heavy deadline. As the numbing effects of his self-imposed containment wear off, vexing reflections and pithy epistles are sure to follow...

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Snidely Whip-Pan?

Tonight on an all new episode of Charlie's Angels, the girls take a rare day off from high heeled crime fighting to try out a few new string bikinis by the pool. All goes swimmingly at first - until a shifty-eyed cameraman from a local TV station crashes the party with his shiny mini-cam and scary moustache. Will Kelly drop-kick the photog and look fabulous doing it? Will Sabrina use her gravely voice to seduce the lens-toting drifter into a pair of designer handcuffs? Will a topless Jill pop out of the hot tub and say something lucid? Tune in to find out!

4 comments:

dustin. said...

As long as she pops out topless, I could give two shits whether she's lucid or not.

Anonymous said...

I hope Kelly kicks that guys ass. You should see the way he looks at some of our reporters.

HockeyPat said...

You people just don't know cool when you see it. When he pulls out a Winston and starts doing the Hustle...you will all wish you were him!

Jon Lowder said...

Is that John Robinson?