Editors Note:

EDITOR'S NOTE: Fresh off a three year managerial stint, your friendly neighborhood lenslinger is back on the street and under heavy deadline. As the numbing effects of his self-imposed containment wear off, vexing reflections and pithy epistles are sure to follow...

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Nothing to Report

Thunk MonkeyFunny thing, this urge to write. Several times a day I break off in mid conversation to scribble broken phrases in a tattered notebook I always carry. Yet now, when I need it the most, the inclination to elaborate has suddenly waned, like a wireless microphone gone to static when the 9 volts fade. It’s enough to worry a guy who’s accustomed to purging his thoughts on a nightly basis, especially since this latest period of creative silence is so ill-timed. Proposal, product review, essay - I got a lot to document. But here I sit, edgy and unfocused without a clue as to where to start. I wonder what successful authors do when they need an imagination laxative?

Reflective SurfacesOh well. There’s no use faking it. 18 months of blogging have taught me that. All I can do is listen for the voice in my head to start babbling again. Most times it won’t shut up, spewing out fractured prose at the most inappropriate times. Now, however, it’s fallen mysteriously quiet, leaving me with nothing else to do but stare at the desktop talismans I’ve gathered in my new writing lair. So far even my beloved Ape in Thought isn’t helping. He just sits there, staring at the human skull in his hand and ignoring a certain lenslinger who’s slowly pulling his eyebrows out one by one. Stupid monkey.

Where to start?No, it’s my fault. Something I’ve done has clogged my noggin’ and like a boozy hangover the only cure is time and solitude. Alone-time I got, but a distant whistle is blowing and I got a train of thought to catch. Otherwise I’ll be forced to update you on my lack of updates, to further explain why I’m not explaining. Too much of that and you’ll grow weary, leaving me with a constipated blog and only a ceramic primate to blame for my lack of narratives. Before long, I’ll cast him off into yard sale exile and search for another inanimate object to credit for my creativity. But then again, that would be a waste of perfectly good office clutter. Better I leave the monkey alone and heed the advice of a childhood favorite:
“You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it, with a club.” -- Jack London
Sage advice from a man who knew. Someday I’m gonna re-read The Sea-Wolf in his honor. Meanwhile, I have a monkey to bludgeon.


in-gun-ear said...

Stop by the TX sometime and you can get a WHOLE NEW perspective on the situation to write about!

HockeyPat said...

I would blame the wife. She was supposed to pack EVERYTHING!

Dustin. said...

Love those business cards you got there man.....I think I have some similar. Enjoy the new digs. See you this summer.

Anonymous said...

I do hope you get your groove back because I visit you the very last thing at night before I turn off my toy, and you just about always you give me someting to think about---if nothing else the way you make music with your wonderful song of words. Even when you say you have nothing to report it is beautifully not reported. Brenda Bowers