Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Terror Alert Van

Via McColl at, a link to The Onion's excellent
coverage of WMFB-TV Channel 11's brand new Terror-Alert Van...

"TerrorDoppler can detect a dirty-bomb detonation of any significant magnitude from up to 40 miles away..."

"Terrorists better think twice before targeting the good citizens of the greater Murfreesboro area," said station manager Carl Bogert. "Terrorists, if you're watching, I have one thing to say to you: If you attack, the Fox 11 News team will be on the scene just minutes later."

Funny, and not that far-fetched...

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